JUANITA

Is Juanita a concocted term dubbed her from an early age by her offsprings showing affection or disdain?Is it possible both depending on circumstances?

You know how it is from time immemorial between
daughters and a mother-don’t you!

Juanita is multifaceted or dare I say a woman of many heads. Her traits appear as a polycephaly (mythical multi headed creature).

Underlying all these facets is that she is passionate,but not necessarily in a sexual context. We know this from empirical evidence, because her chastity belt lock is rusted shut.

Opinionated and steadfastly adhering to positions tenable and untenable. Almost to the point of fabricating reasons to expound her adamant positions. Juanita knows she is politically astute. This is one of those Heads in action.

Juanita, uses another Head to become proficient and engage native Hispanics in their language, often using idiomatic statements which lets them know this Head is proficient in Spanish.

Yet another Head, engages in creative activities. Fashioning, molding and creating heirlooms and jewelry to delight her friends and customers.

Yes, our Juanita has many Heads and keeps some in reserve just in case she needs to give head(remember, the chastity belt lock is rusted shut).

You go Mountain girl!

Wayne Lazarus