OUCHLESS

Looming dread and gloom! Metallic taste! Metal scraping bone! Spittle drooling from left crease of lip! Gurgling sound of dental suction device!

Imagination can run wild, creating mental trauma when pondering pending surgical dental procedures.

Do not despair! Help is on the way. Through years of experience and sensitivity, Dr. Bob has developed the ouchless and painless surgical procedure.

In fact, you may even find yourself giggling at the euphoric laughing gas experience.

Bring it on again, Dr. Bob!

Wayne Lazarus