THE HOTEL OWNER’S NIGHTMARE

The guest won’t leave the room;
Not placing the shower curtin in the tub ;
Flushing tampons/sanitary napkins;
Her name is not maid;
Not my yob;
TV too loud;
I hate my franchisor;
I can’t even look at my franchisor rep;
The franchisor quality inspector hates me.
What do you mean how do you spell Patel;
Turn off the lights;
My PIP is how much!!!!!?
The dog did what on the new carpeting?
It’s 5 PM, and how many beds have not been made?
That guest comment that was sent to the franchiseor is totally unfair!
My liquidated damages ARE HOW MUCH!!!?
I’m going to take a xanax, close my eyes and make it all go bye bye!.

Wayne Lazarus