THE BUTLER

Remember to get my tea, pressed suit and toiletries ready for me this morning. Make sure my car is charged and ready to roll.

Do all this with alacrity if you want to maintain your standards.

Don’t talk back, BUTLER, if you want to retain your position.

Get me that pheromone that will turn her head in my direction. You know the one that worked previously with Diane.

Let’s go! Time to shop! Only quality for me at a discount of course.

AAAWWEEE

Wayne Lazarus